He says: I go out with my mates once a weekHe means: I’m dating other woman
He says: I love lingerie
He means: Can I try on yours?
He says: I’m not looking for a serious relationship
He means: Wanna do it?
He says: I am not into sex before marriage
He means: I am gay, but humor me for the next few months
He says: I would love it if you meet my mother on the second date
He means: I am definitely gay, but cover me for a few months
He says: I'm not like other guys...
He means:I am exactly like all the other guys
He says: I love you
He means: My willy loves you.... (ok, only if he says it after a month!)
He says: I am only going out for one drink
He means: I will be back at 2 am, I will trip over the dog, pee in your orchid and hoover over your laptop....
He says: I still want us to be friends
He means: Booty call buddies?
He says: My career is my top priority
He means: I have a two inch penis
He says: your intelligence turns me on
He means: You are not that hot, but I can close my eyes and sleep with you
He says: I workout
He means: I love my body, can I show you?
He says: this is so special. Lets keep it between us
He means: If anyone finds out we are dating, I will die of embarrassment
He says: She has nothing to do with us
He means: I don’t think of you when I sleep with her
He says: Page me
He means: I am married
He says: Tell me more about your friend, Mark
He means: Have you slept with Mark?
He says: I'm dying, baby.
He means: I have a cold.
He says: I'm not ready for a long-term relationship
He means: I'm not ready for a long-term relationship unless the right girl comes along, and you aren't her.
He says: I think we should slow down
He means: Shit, I am falling in love
He says: It’s not you, it’s me
He means: It/s not you, it’s me….It’s me going off you
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